Although Hollywood celebrities and former Playboy bunnies have tried to convince others for years that vaccines are bad for you and cause autism, cancer, bad breath, meteor strikes on your pets and general ugliness, Team Yak in Black is willing to take a leap of faith based only on years of scientific research and to get huge fucking needles stuck into us our shots before the trip.
Since we’ll be travelling through countries where diseases like typhoid fever, tuberculosis and cholera lurk in every other Yak cracker, we need shots for a variety of ailments:
- Polio
- Hepatitis A x3
- Hepatitis B x3
- Rabies x2
- Tick-Borne Encephalitis
- Cholera x2
- Japanese Encephalitis 日本脳炎 x3
- Tuberculosis
- Meningococcus
- Typhoid
Fuck! And then some!
Sorry about that. As part of our self-imposed censorship program to prevent extensive swearing and thus containing the harmful warming of the earth’s atmosphere, we’ve added a satiric scientific article about the subject of vaccines for your reading pleasure:
The Pros and Cons of Vaccinating Children
Enjoy it, while we’ll be getting stabbed with needles.
PS: We’ll soon update this post with some amusing shots of us in pain. Stay tuned!